From whence doth thine wordology-speakey methods descend?

After seeing some of the Origins of the English Language (in Pie form of course); Check out this MUCH expanded map of Human language…

While you’re at it; Learn to write your name in Elfish (elvish?) in ten minutes (note; lord of the rings universe, may induce over-dork, if you begin to feel any of the symptoms, cease immediately.)